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[Roger Baker]

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1. =A0Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.=20=

=A0The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen,=20=

only one carrion allowed per passenger."
=A0
2. =A0Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low=20=

earth orbit? =A0They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
=A0
3. =A0Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood=20=

and became a famous actor. =A0The other stayed behind in the cotton =
fields=20
and never amounted to much. =A0The second one, naturally, became known =
as=20
the lesser of two weevils.
=A0
4. =A0Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a =
fire=20
in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your kayak=20=

and heat it, too.
=A0
5. =A0A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. =A0He =
sidles=20
up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
=A0
6. =A0Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root=20=

canal? =A0He wanted to transcend dental medication.
=A0
7. =A0A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were =
standing=20
in the lobby loudly discussing their recent tournament victories. =A0After=
=20
about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to=20
disperse. =A0"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. =A0"Because," he=20=

said, I can't have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
=A0
8. =A0A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. =A0One of them =
goes=20
to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in=20=

Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of=20
himself to his birth mother. =A0Upon receiving the picture, she tells =
her=20
husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. =A0Her husband=20=

responds, "They're twins! =A0If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
=A0
9. =A0These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened =
up=20
a small florist shop to raise funds. =A0Since everyone liked to buy=20
flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the=20
competition was unfair. =A0He asked the good fathers to close down, but=20=

they would not. =A0He went back and begged the friars to close. =A0They=20=

ignored him. =A0So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the =
roughest=20
and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. =A0Hugh beat =
up=20
the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't=20=

close up shop. =A0Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, =
and=20
only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
=A0
10. =A0And finally, There was the person who sent ten different puns to=20=

friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them=20
laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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<fontfamily><param>Geneva</param>1. =A0Two vultures board an airplane,
each carrying two dead raccoons. =A0The flight attendant looks at them
and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per
passenger."

=A0

2. =A0Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low
earth orbit? =A0They called it the herd shot 'round the world.

=A0

3. =A0Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. =A0The other stayed behind in the cotton
fields and never amounted to much. =A0The second one, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.

=A0

4. =A0Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a
fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it, too.

=A0

5. =A0A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. =A0He =
sidles
up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

=A0

6. =A0Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? =A0He wanted to transcend dental medication.

=A0

7. =A0A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby loudly discussing their recent tournament
victories. =A0After about an hour, the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse. =A0"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
=A0"Because," he said, I can't have chess nuts boasting in an open
foyer."

=A0

8. =A0A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. =A0One of them
goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a
family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a
picture of himself to his birth mother. =A0Upon receiving the picture,
she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
=A0Her husband responds, "They're twins! =A0If you've seen Juan, you've
seen Amal."

=A0

9. =A0These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
up a small florist shop to raise funds. =A0Since everyone liked to buy
flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the
competition was unfair. =A0He asked the good fathers to close down, but
they would not. =A0He went back and begged the friars to close. =A0They
ignored him. =A0So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the
roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
=A0Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back
if they didn't close up shop. =A0Terrified, they did so, thereby proving
that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

=A0

10. =A0And finally, There was the person who sent ten different puns to
friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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