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[Frances Morey]

Aokay, I like it.
Frances


On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 22:06:44 -0800, Roger Baker wrote:

>  1. ?Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. 
>  ?The flight attendant looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, 
>  only one carrion allowed per passenger."
>  ?
>  2. ?Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low 
>  earth orbit? ?They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
>  ?
>  3. ?Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood 
>  and became a famous actor. ?The other stayed behind in the cotton fields 
>  and never amounted to much. ?The second one, naturally, became known as 
>  the lesser of two weevils.
>  ?
>  4. ?Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire 
>  in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your kayak 
>  and heat it, too.
>  ?
>  5. ?A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. ?He sidles 
>  up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
>  ?
>  6. ?Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root 
>  canal? ?He wanted to transcend dental medication.
>  ?
>  7. ?A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing 
>  in the lobby loudly discussing their recent tournament victories. ?After 
>  about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to 
>  disperse. ?"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. ?"Because," he 
>  said, I can't have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
>  ?
>  8. ?A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. ?One of them goes 
>  to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in 
>  Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of 
>  himself to his birth mother. ?Upon receiving the picture, she tells her 
>  husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. ?Her husband 
>  responds, "They're twins! ?If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
>  ?
>  9. ?These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up 
>  a small florist shop to raise funds. ?Since everyone liked to buy 
>  flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the 
>  competition was unfair. ?He asked the good fathers to close down, but 
>  they would not. ?He went back and begged the friars to close. ?They 
>  ignored him. ?So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest 
>  and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. ?Hugh beat up 
>  the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't 
>  close up shop. ?Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and 
>  only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
>  ?
>  10. ?And finally, There was the person who sent ten different puns to 
>  friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them 
>  laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


"The Skinny on Weight Loss: One Woman's 
True Journey to Fat and Back" by Frances Morey
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