Warning Please Read!!!

[Wayne Johnson]

It is postings like this that make me really pleased to be a subscriber!

Enough "reality" lets get into "hypotheticals" and "what ifs".

Meanwhile, I am preparing my latrine in the back yard which will be
(mercifully) hidden from the neighbors unless the beautiful red leaves of
the poison oak begin to fall.

Bubba

-----Original Message-----
From: austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net
[mailto:austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net]On Behalf Of Fontaine
Maverick
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2001 9:07 PM
To: djanes@texas.net; ghetto
Subject: Warning Please Read!!!


I usually don't send these but this seems reliable...

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th.  CIA intelligence
reports that a major plot is planned for that day.  Anyone who takes a
poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator.  Reports
indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up
into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are
doing
their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
from a reliable source.  It came from a friend of a friend whose
cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows
a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a
friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who
works in the CIA building.  He apparently overheard two guys [talking in
the
bathroom] about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going
to be
attacked.

So it must be true.