You've Been Sent An Article From The Onion

[StepCher@aol.com]

the onion has gone hard copy! one can now read it on the subway. front page 
article describes our war as being between priviledged rich kids dubya and 
osama.

good joke about the poor little rich boys:  they were comparing dreams. in 
bin laden's he was flying over america and all the roofs had messages 
praising him. dubya responded that he had had a dream where he was flying 
over afghanistan and the roofs all had messages written on them. "so what did 
they say?" bin laden asked. "i don't know," answered dubya. "i don't read 
hebrew."