[Austin-ghetto-list] Fw: Transcript of President Bush's Speech (transl. & ed. by geosynch)

[JIM BALDAUF]

> > 'Justice Will Be Done'
> > Transcript of President Bush's Speech (transl. & ed. by geosynch)
> > Sept. 20
> >
> > Boy, compared to the prospect of a global thermo-nuke-ya-lar war against
> > a billion Muslims, the fact that I seized the oval office fraudulently
>> after loosing the election sorta pales by comparison, doesn't it?
> > (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
> >
> > America is great.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > And we are pissed.  Those Talibanians have misunderestimated the
American
> > people.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > The Republicans and Democrats sing as a single party, as usual.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Nations around the world have shown support.  But any nation with a
> > collective IQ above 50 would show support for us just so that we don't
> blow
> > them off the face of the earth.
> >
> > And then there is our loyal lap dog, Britain.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > They were once the empire on which the sun never set, with us as its
> > colonial servant.   Now the tables are turned.  Oh, look: here's the
Prime
> > Minister.  Heel.  Good boy.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Osama Bin Laden did this horror.  The CIA says so, and the CIA has
never,
> > EVER lied to the American people before.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > The Taliban, with the 43 million dollars I just gave them , harbors Bin
> > Laden, whom the CIA trained.  The Taliban indicates a willingness to
> > cooperate and compromise.  Instead, we give them an ultimatum which no
> > nation could possibly accept.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > We demand full and unconditional surrender not just of Bin Laden, but of
> > your entire filthy nation, which coincidentally contains the world's
> largest
> > supply of opium.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Normal Muslims are not bad people.  At least that's what my advisors
tell
> > me.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Arabs, Muslims, and other weird people of that sort love and support
> > Americans.  They will work with us against Bin Laden and the Taliban, or
> > else they will meet Allah face-to-face.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Our war on terror begins with Al Qaeda.  It will not end until everyone
> who
> > has ever disagreed with us is dead.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Americans are asking "Why do they hate us?"  But we don't want to
> understand
> > them, so let's just say they are evil, pure evil.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Americans are asking, "How will we fight and win this war?"  We will do
it
> > by waging a protracted, no-win, illegal, Vietnam-style campaign.  We
will
> > also duplicate our efforts from the war on drugs, which has resulted in
> more
> > widespread drug use than at any other time in our nation's history.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > >From this day forward, the United States, in flagrant disregard for
> > international law and the sovereignty of nations, is the self-appointed
> > judge, jury, and executioner of whomever we label as terrorists anywhere
> in
> > the world.  But lest we be thought of as hypocrites, we are also
> instituting
> > a police state right here in our own nation.  So tonight, I announce the
> > creation of a new position that bypasses the representatives of the
people
> > and reports directly to me, and me alone: the Ministry of Homeland
> Security.
> > And I give this position to a good ole boy whom I owe big-time because I
> > passed him over for Vice President: Pennsylvania's Tom Ridge.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > The only way to end terrorism is to cut off our intelligence community's
> > secret "black budget", and to close the School of the Americas in Fort
> > Benning.  But since that's exactly the community that my family,
friends,
> > and financial backers come from, we will go to war instead.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Police state.  War.  Proud.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > This is not just America's fight. Even though the US capitalists and
> > military are the only targets of terrorism, we demand that every nation
> join
> > us.  Sure, they might start using terrorism against you too, but that
will
> > be nothing compared to having the US as your enemy.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > We must globalize not only the financial institutions of all nations
under
> > the World Bank, but also their military, intelligence, and police
> > organizations.  If this terror goes unpunished, other nations' citizens
> may
> > be the next collateral damages in our pointless bombing campaigns.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Americans are asking, "What is expected of us?"  I ask only that you
avoid
> > examining the causes, avoid questioning our motives, and instead just
hug
> > your children.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > I ask you to keep working hard at your shallow pointless jobs and keep
> > investing in a faith-based stock market because the recession is hurting
> the
> > pocketbooks of me and my really, really rich friends.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > And finally, please continue praying because a nation in prayer is a
> nation
> > on its knees, and that makes it so much easier for me to carry out my
> > agenda.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > We will take money and authority away from the people and give it to the
> > police, disregarding their extensive record of brutality and
> discrimination.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > We will likewise give more money and power to an inconceivably huge
> > intelligence community of keystone cops which has demonstrated it has
> > absolutely no idea how to manage the billions of dollars it already has.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Tonight, we welcome two leaders who have shown a remarkable ability to
> > tolerate my mindless warmongering in the face of their tragedy: Governor
> > George Pataki and Mayor Rudolph Giuliani.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > At the expense of the taxpayers and the insurance ratepayers, we will
> > rebuild New York City.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Some speak of an age of terror.  I say, "Trust me".
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Now that the violence which has forever ravaged the rest of the world
has
> > come home, we will use this as an excuse to create a true Pax Americana.
> > All hail Americus Caesar!
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > So now carry on with your lives, and don't listen to those tree-huggers
> who
> > tell you we could have prevented this by dealing responsibly with the
rest
> > of the world.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > The course of this war is not known, yet its outcome is certain: massive
> > casualties among innocent people, including your own children, including
> > yourselves.
> > (APPLAUSE)
> >
> > Fellow citizens, we'll meet violence with patient justice.  I know that
> > contradicts every word I've said in the past nine days, but I have to
say
> > something to appease the moderates and the progressives, since I can't
> > dissolve congress yet.
> >
> > God, USA, freedom, apple pie, Chevrolet, and most of all UNITED.
> > Thank you.
> >
>