bin better

[Harry Edwards]

It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM
Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces.
The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in
New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground
passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan.
Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that
moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the
southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick just popped up!