Colon-nades

Wayne Johnson austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Fri Jun 4 11:39:10 2004


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Ok, Mr. Show It All Off Black!  Personally, I am getting really sick and =
tired of looking at the obviously fake-up, PhotoShopped images of some =
skinny guy you paid to impersonate you.  Everyone else on the list, well =
of the well-disposed male gender, is overweight...one way or the =
other....one weigh or the other?   Some may be thin of body but then =
they are obese of ego. =20

Seriously, you are clearly bent (can I say that?) on converting this =
List, which as we all know deals only with High Minded Issues like: Sex, =
beer, bar-b-q and how-to-scare-a-cat stories, cleverly interspersed with =
ribald tales of Aesthetics, art, music and the odd political tract or =
tirade...into...(finally getting there).....your personal byron black =
bodybuilding bulletin.  So, please, more pictures of motorcycles, =
mischevious monkeys and less of this anorexic byron black impersonator.

And besides, we all know that all older guys riding bikes...real =
bikes..."manly men" bikes, read: Harleys, weigh in around 250 to 270, =
have really hairy arm pits underneath their 28" biceps and bellies you =
could mount a moose head on.  They may be grizzled or bald but they are =
all big.  Look I see these guys everyday.  (And I am not talking about =
Hell's Dentists.)  Cruising through town.  Cutaway leathers and all.  =
You know like me and Clark welded into one and mounted over a couple of =
wheels.  So cut out this charade and admit to your little prank!

Yours in VA
=20
Bubba Chubba

Oh. And enough of the colon talk already.  Reminds me too damn much of =
previous employers!
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Ok, Mr. Show It All Off Black!&nbsp; =
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am getting really sick and tired of looking at the obviously fake-up,=20
PhotoShopped images of some skinny guy you paid to impersonate =
you.&nbsp;=20
Everyone else on the list, well of the well-disposed male gender, is=20
overweight...one way or the other....one weigh or the other?&nbsp;&nbsp; =
Some=20
may be thin of body but then they are obese of ego.&nbsp; </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Seriously, you are clearly bent (can I =
say that?)=20
on converting this List, which as we all know deals only with High =
Minded Issues=20
like: Sex, beer, bar-b-q and how-to-scare-a-cat stories, cleverly =
interspersed=20
with ribald tales of Aesthetics, art, music and the odd political tract =
or=20
tirade...into...(finally getting there).....your personal byron black=20
bodybuilding bulletin.&nbsp; So, please, more pictures of motorcycles,=20
mischevious monkeys and less of this anorexic byron black=20
impersonator.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>And besides, we all know that all older =
guys riding=20
bikes...real bikes..."manly men" bikes, read: Harleys, weigh in around =
250 to=20
270, have really hairy arm pits underneath their 28" biceps and bellies =
you=20
could mount a moose head on.&nbsp; They may be grizzled or bald but they =
are all=20
big.&nbsp; Look I see these guys everyday.&nbsp; (And I am not talking =
about=20
Hell's Dentists.)&nbsp; Cruising through town.&nbsp; Cutaway leathers =
and=20
all.&nbsp; You know like me and Clark welded into one and mounted over a =
couple=20
of wheels.&nbsp; So cut out this charade and admit to your little=20
prank!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Yours in VA</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>&nbsp;</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Bubba Chubba</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Oh. And enough of the colon talk =
already.&nbsp;=20
Reminds me too damn much of previous =
employers!</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>

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