REAL ESTATE IS DESTINY!!!

[Wayne Smith]

Mike:  Well it you really want the truth, no I don't eat much Grapefruit, gives me gas or the burps which ever comes first.  Too bad the Apt. won't let you have chickens, I have an extra Black & White Fighting Cock that would protect you in case of invasion from Iraq or someplace that doesn't like Wettos.  As to your outboard motor, that's almost on the list for sinful things to do, wish I had an extra motor..Long ago I lived in Houston (god forbid) near River Oaks in the Midlane Apts. jokingly called "Sin Alley" Street was two blocks long, parties never ended just went from one complex to the next.  Yours truly helped design the AC Units for the 7 original ass-tro-nuts at NASA.  Hated that job, had to get up of mornings and fight the traffic, long as I could stay home it wasn't a bad place.  My prayers go out to anyone who is brave enough to live in Houston especially anyone who rides a bike to and from work (you know who I'm talking about, bless her heart).  Other than all of the
 above I wouldn't give you $.15 for all the cities in the world and that includes Austin where I was born.  Like good ole Walt Whitman said "All cities are the same, only the people are different".  So no matter what happens today or any day you kids have fun doing it........Amigos Too, WS

Michael Eisenstadt <michaele at hotpop.com> wrote:Thanks, Wayne, for your friendly suggestion
about exercise.

Ya know, it all depends on the real estate. I haven't
lived in a free-standing house (bungalow) since
1984. I had a sizeable Evinrude 4hp outboard
motor in my closet in the apartment I am now
living in. Also the small gas tank for it. Also
a full-sized 2 ton auto jack with the handle in
the closet. Happily, all of it, the Evinrude, the
gas tank and the jack are gone now. Instead I
have a computer (actually 2, one in the closet).
And other stuff. I have Joeben's Microsoft
control stick for Flight Sim but I haven't yet
bought the graphics card I need for it. Even
used on EBay, the video card I need is pricey.

As for the chickens, they don't permit chickens
in this apartment complex. As for closets, did
you read the news item yesterday about the
woman who put up her lover in an unused
closet in her house. The husband heard him
snoring, discovered him, asked the wife to
dispose of him and then he went for a walk.
When he returned, the closet lover offed him
with a shotgun. True story.

As for exercise, I don't do the pointless kind.
My exercise when I get any is only related to
stuff I happen to be doing, like going up the
stairs or lifting stuff or canoodling in bed or
running to catch a bus. As for running after
chickens in circles in the yard, I havent tried
that yet.

It's time to call Drugstore.com and talk to
their pharmacist. An article in yesterday's
New York Times said grapefruit have an
enzyme which works against certain pills
which I take. He can look at the dosages of
the stuff I take, I will tell him that my lab
tests and blood pressure readings seem to
show the pills are working jes fine, and I
will find out if I can eat grapefruit. Texas
ruby grapefruit in season in the morning is
something that lights up the hour.

Wayne, do you do grapefruit in the morning?

Mike

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Wayne Smith

Michael: I suggest that you get 3 or 4 chickens and chase them around the 
yard, great for the ole pumper and it gets rid of that silly jogging....WS





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