here ya go Clark

[Clark Santos]

Do you have to suck that Turtle Piss out, or just pull the head and its 
like a tourist water fountain.
EL PATRON

On Jul 15, 2005, at 9:02 AM, Wayne Smith wrote:

CLARK:  Almost forgot, you can also drink Turtle Piss to survive on if 
your boat / ship sinks while at sea.  According to that show I was 
telling you about, Turtle Piss taste a little salty but has good 
vitiams in it that will keep you alive until the "Minnow" and Captain 
Gilligan find you...Amost forgot, your stuck with sleeping with 
"Ginger" the red head, if that won't work Gilligan has an extra bunk. 
Different strokes for different folks.........Amigos, WS

Wayne Johnson <cadaobh at SHENTEL.NET> wrote:Forget the Boy Scouts, 
Clark.  I wouldn't deal with any organization that wouldn't have 
certain Ghetto People in their organization
>  
> However, there is an entire cottage industry dedicated to publishing 
> small and useful books on "sailors knots."  What you do need, on the 
> other hand, is about 12 to 15' of assorted rope (thicknesses) upon 
> which to develop your knot tying skills.  These things can save your 
> life. 
>  
> Oh, you need a sailor's knife.  This looks like a minimalist Swiss 
> Army knife but has a small "marling spike".  Find a good Chandlery 
> near any big yacht basin and all of this stuff will be available.  If 
> not, there is always Ebay.
>  
> On the other hand, if you are going to do all your sailing in your 
> back yard, maybe you should just curl up with the collected works of 
> Herman Melville and Joseph Conrad.  Don't forget Horatio Hornblower.
>  
> cheers.
>  
> wgJ
>  
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: Wayne Smith
>> To: GHETTO2 at LISTS.WHATHELPS.COM
>> Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 8:50 AM
>> Subject: Re: here ya go Clark
>>
>> Clark: Almost forgot, I suggest you  need to start watching reruns of 
>> "Gilligans Island" just in case, also you'll learn a lot of survival 
>> techniques  from the Professor.  In addition, (and I don't know if 
>> they will let U in) talk with the Boy Scouts, U need to know how to 
>> tie all kinds of fancy knots....Amigos, WS
>>
>> Clark Santos <clarksantos at EARTHLINK.NET> wrote:Foxy and I are old 
>> buddies, my house was his Houston abode when he was
>>> looking for a ship or returning. He gave me a bunch of old inherited
>>> Trader Tom's pipes when he quit smoking, one of which is a Captains
>>> pipe with curved stem and wind cover. If I get a big elegant hospice
>>> sailing ship, I'd see if he wanted to command, my Chief Engineer 
>>> billet
>>> would out rank a Captain in major decisions.....
>>>
>>> EL PATRON.
>>>
>>> On Jul 14, 2005, at 10:38 PM, Monty/Judy wrote:
>>>
>>> You talking to Foxy about sailing at all? Seems the logical thing to
>>> do.
>>> Before he left Singapore, he was refitting a Chinese junk - including
>>> sewing and adding sail....He really knows what he's doing.
>>>
>>
>>
>>  <04.gif> Thank You Very Much But I'm Taking The 5th On This 
>> One......Amigos Til Death Do Us Part......The Ole Katfish Playing 
>> Possum ......
>>  
>>
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