[AGL] forwarded

[Wayne Johnson]

LOL
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Michael Eisenstadt" <michaele at hotpop.com>
To: <austin-ghetto-list at pairlist.net>; "Marie" <marie at inside-crew.net>; 
"Beverly Veltman" <bveltman at hotmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 11:49 AM
Subject: [AGL] forwarded


> FEMALE JOKE
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> It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female 
> jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female 
> joke.  I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will 
> pass it along to a woman who will love it.
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> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her 
> girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy 
> middle-aged man entered.  He was so striking that the woman could not take 
> her eyes off him.  The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive 
> stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).
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> Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over 
> and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you 
> want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 ...... on one  condition." 
> (There are always conditions)
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> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.  The man replied, 
> "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." 
> (Controlling, huh?)
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> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed 
> a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along 
> with her address.  She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and 
> meaningfully said....
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> "Clean my house!"
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