[AGL] Re: Feminine responses to unwanted hits

[Maryann Price PriMARY Productions]

Hey Francis!
Maryann Price Owens here with an archival question:  Canya fill me in a little on the history of the  upright piano I have?   I think you were the one who passed it along to Tary.   Whose was it before you had it?  Was it taken to clubs on a pick-up truck?  

I can see that wooden trim was knocked off the front.  Do you have any recollection of the decorative shape on the front (music stand area) wooden trim?  Oh, yass, and I especially like the plywood under the keyboard above the foot pedals...  Is there a piano bench floatin' around somewhere?

Thanks, Francis.

Maryann

PS Aekin Press is floundering financially.  After waiting almost three years for them to begin the  publishing process for my "Singing For Fun & Profit" I hired an attorney (Mike Tolleson) and got peacefully got the manu back with some priceless original photos and letters.  I am now looking for another publisher.  Any recommendations?   






  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Frances Morey 
  To: Ted Klein 
  Cc: Carmen Austin ; Carolyn Westergren ; Sharon Majors ; Mariann Vizard ; Austin List 
  Sent: Saturday, March 18, 2006 4:19 PM
  Subject: [AGL] Re: Feminine responses to unwanted hits


  Great lines!
  Frances

  Ted Klein <taklein at ev1.net> wrote:
    A free language lesson; Part One-short dialogs.


    Subject: Feminine responses to unwanted hits




    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 



    Man: Is this seat empty? 
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 



    Man: Your place or mine? 
    Woman: Both - you go to yours, I'll go to mine. 



    Man: So, what do you do for a living? 
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 



    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? 
    Woman: Do not enter. 



    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? 
    Woman: Unfertilized. 



    Man: Your body is like a temple. 
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. 



    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
    Woman: But would you stay there? 



    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 

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