[AGL] Fwd: Mark Morford: When Apple Rules The World

[Frances Morey]

Where would I get all the latest techno-information if it weren't for Mark Morford? Indeed, iMovies, iMusic, iEverything. This is perhaps what's behind the popularity of yourtube.com, or is it iTube, which I can't get fast enough to spend time browsing through it. Maybe, someday, I can afford Roadrunner along with HBO and can enter into the 21st Century.
  Frances

SF Gate Newsletters <noteserrata at newsletters.sfgate.com> wrote:
  Subject: Mark Morford: When Apple Rules The World
To: frances_morey at yahoo.com
From: "SF Gate Newsletters" <noteserrata at newsletters.sfgate.com>
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:54:50 -0800

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  When Apple Rules The World
What does it mean when you really, really want to lick a new MacBook Pro, and swoon?
By Mark Morford   I have right here in my hot little hands that actually aren't all that little and are only slightly warm at the moment a brand new lick-ready smooth-as-love Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes.   I believe that is the actual name of the product. I might be wrong. I do not really care.   This machine, this silky hunk of aluminum and wire and divine Chinese factory-made love, was recently delivered into my hands by a squad of naked cooing angels who all happened to look exactly like Jenna Jameson or perhaps Eva Green and who also gave me a free foot massage and four hits of premium Ecstasy and a complimentary 3-hour tongue bath, all at the same time.   It is possible I imagined that last part. It is possible it was merely, you know, UPS. It is possible I am exaggerating just slightly overall. I do not really
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