[AGL] Fwd: Fw: they walk among us

[michele mason]

MY WORD!!! Its just scary, but I should have known already—judging by 
the vote a while back.
Really entertaining. Thanks for sending,  mm

On Jan 25, 2007, at 11:51 AM, Frances Morey wrote:


> cc'd for the list people, and beyond, in case it doesn't make the 

> list...

> Frances

>

> Ted Klein <taklein at austin.rr.com> wrote:

>> From: "Ted Klein" <taklein at austin.rr.com>

>> To: "Ted Klein" <taklein at austin.rr.com>

>> Subject: Fw: they walk among us

>> Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:01:01 -0600

>>

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>> They  Walk Among Us   ...   They sure do.

>> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

>> To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard

>> and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.

>> You want it, you take it."

>> For three days the fridge sat there without even one

>> person looking twice at it.

>> He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of

>> this deal.

>> It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to

>> read:

>> "Fridge for sale $50."

>> The next day someone stole it. Caution...

>> *They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *

>> ===================

>> One day I was walking down the beach with

>> some friends when someone shouted....

>> "Look at that dead bird!"

>> Someone looked up at the sky and said...

>> "Where???"

>> *They Walk among us and they Vote!!*

>> ===================

>> While looking at a house, my brother asked the

>> real estate agent which direction was north because,

>> he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every

>> morning.

>> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

>> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,

>> and has for some time.

>> She shook her head and said,

>> "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

>> *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!*

>> ===================

>> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.

>> One day I got a call from an individual who asked

>> what hours the call center was open. I told him,

>> "The number you dialed is open

>> 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

>> He responded,

>> "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

>> Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." 

>> *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*

>> ===================

>> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,

>> when we overheard one of the administrative assistants

>> talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to

>> the shore.

>> She drove down in a convertible, but

>> "didn't think she'd get sunburned because

>> the car was moving".

>> *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!*

>> ===================

>> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

>> it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets

>> trapped.

>> She keeps it in the trunk...

>> *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!*

>> ===================

>> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed

>> that the cases were discounted 10%.

>> Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.

>> The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%

>> and gave us a 20% discount on both....

>> *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!*

>> ===================

>> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.

>> So I went to the lost luggage office and told the

>> woman there that my bags never showed up.

>> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was

>> a trained professional and I was in good hands.

>> "Now," she asked me,

>> "Has your plane arrived yet?"...

>> *They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!!*

>> ===================

>> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man

>> ordering a small pizza to go.

>> He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him

>> if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

>> He thought about it for some time before responding.

>> "Just cut it into 4 pieces;

>> I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

>> *Yep,

>> THEY Walk Among Us, and, Dear Me, They Vote too !!!!!!!!*

>>  

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