[Jacob-list] Speaking of pitchforks...

[Grose]

The other day I went to the Farm Store to buy a pitchfork to replace one that had broken after entirely too short a period of time. I decided to purchase the significantly higher priced model marked HEAVY DUTY MANURE AND BEDDING FORK and BEST QUALITY, LIFETIME WARRANTY. After returning home with said heavy duty fork, I noticed the small print "Warranty not valid for agricultural use."  I am currently looking for some non-agricultural manure to use my fork on.

Neal Grose
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