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of the perforated Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the =
eight-millimetre torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is mounted =
at a 66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is flush with the =
curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four sections of =
the triangular separation gear into the posture cylinder and lock them =
into place using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling pin =
into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated correctly. Place the =
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The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional =
digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. Insert the digital =
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satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft on the southern most =
section of the modular accelerator. Using the special ratchet adapter =
supplied with the unit, rotate the heater core to the "on" position.
The "on" position has been obtained when the green light begins to =
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sure to=20
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Regulatory=20
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USA.<BR><BR>Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each =
component in=20
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mesinator on=20
top of the perforated Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them =
using the=20
eight-millimetre torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is =
mounted at=20
a 66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is flush with the =
curved=20
section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four sections of =
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using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling pin into the =
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should be=20
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ball-peen hammer while shaking the unit vigorously. Force open =
the door=20
to the incineration valve compartment and set the pressure gauge to =
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psi. Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. The =
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first=20
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unit=20
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the=20
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ratchet=20
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position.<BR><BR>The "on" position has been obtained when the green =
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prompted you=20
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then press=20
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delete, caps=20
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procedure. If you=20
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